Sopcos Inc.

Wedding favors are the unacknowledged little treats which drag a number of unwilling parties to ceremonies they absolutely detest.
A number of little kids, who are too young to dab their eyes when the vows are taken, but too old to pee on their mothers lap during the process, are enthusiastic about weddings primarily due to the favors.
Same goes for most grandpas and grandmas, lets face it, these guys have seen far too many weddings to really want to sit through another, their mind therefore hovers off often to the little favors they will be receiving soon.